Quotes

It takes a courageous fool to say things that have never been said, and to do things that have never been done. If you have to do something controversial, aim so that people will hate that they love it, and not love to hate it. – Criss Jami

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**Here’s another great one by a fav of mine from the song, “On and On”..**

If we are made in God’s image, then call us by our names… Most intellects do not believe in God but, they fear us just the same. – Erykah Badu

I’m very philosophical so I’m not sure what to believe… All I know is that our book is entertaining as a mother f**ker.

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Am I an Alcoholic? Bud Light Lime Be Trippin’!

Top O’ The Morning!

I’m sure you’re wondering what this post has to do with the book. Well isn’t it obvious? It’s a look inside one of the author’s minds. Okay, that was a stretch. But really I could go anywhere with this – Authors Be Trippin’, Alcoholics Be budlightlimeTrippin’, whatever.

So anyway, I just got done letting my dogs out to go potty before heading to work. As I was walking through the garage door to bring them in, I noticed a case of Bud Light Lime by the steps that needed to be taken in and stocked in the refrigerator. The case is open because instead of taking it in the house like a responsible adult, when I need another one I just walk to the garage, lean down and grab one out. Ridiculous.

When I saw the bottles, a risky thought entered my mind. They were so tempting; the bottles were glistening off of the reflection from the garage light and I knew they were cold because not only did they look EXACTLY like the picture, but we are in the midst of a tundra here in Lansing, MI.

I thought to myself, “You could have a beer this morning before work…” WHAT?

And that is how I came up with the headline: Am I an Alcoholic?

I might be and that is not a good look. I resisted the temptation this morning but tomorrow is another day and another test.

Wish me luck.

Also, have a great day!

-AI

Just Sayin… Bibles DO Be Trippin’

Were you there when the Bible was written?  No?  Well then surely you were there when Jesus walked on water or when Moses parted the Red Sea.  How about when Mary got pregnant without having sex?  No?  I wasn’t either and quite frankly I have some questions.  The substance of things hoped for and the evidence of things unseen isn’t enough for me.

All I’m saying is that Bibles DO Be Trippin’ and these stories are prime examples.  Imagine if I went to a friend’s house and they asked me how I got there and I responded, “Oh, I just walked right across the lake.”  Can you see their faces?  They’d be like are you trippin’???

I’d say no and go look in the fridge for something to eat.  They probably wouldn’t have much food, so most likely I’d grab a slice of bread and some goldfish and feed us all!  Ridiculous right?

Well anyway, that’s some of what Bibles Be Trippin’ is about – sure we poke fun but if the stories are already ridiculous, at least we can take out some of the haths, shalls and doeth’s and make them funny.

-AI