It takes a courageous fool to say things that have never been said, and to do things that have never been done. If you have to do something controversial, aim so that people will hate that they love it, and not love to hate it. – Criss Jami


**Here’s another great one by a fav of mine from the song, “On and On”..**

If we are made in God’s image, then call us by our names… Most intellects do not believe in God but, they fear us just the same. – Erykah Badu

I’m very philosophical so I’m not sure what to believe… All I know is that our book is entertaining as a mother f**ker.

The bible

The Holy Bible is both the best selling fiction & nonfiction book of all time and that absurdity alone was reason enough to publish Bibles Be Trippin’ : Holy Sh*t (no offense).

Sunday Funday

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Sneak Peak!


CHAPTER V Birth of Christ excerpt… #biblesbetrippin



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Throwback Thursday

Remember life BEFORE Bibles Be Trippin’??? Phew, thank God for us.




We are very eager and excited to proudly introduce our new book: Bibles Be Trippin’. This is a hilarious, satirical retelling of some of the most popular Bible stories. This cleverly amusing take on historical tales is a collection of ten suggested happenings from the Holy Bible including Adam & Eve, Noah’s Ark, David & Goliath and more. This “translation” of stories is a Newer, Interesting Version that is modern, socially relevant and in layman’s terms, which explains the use of profanity.

Or at least it should. In our opinion, words like “hath”, “shall”, “taketh” and “doeth” are dumb. We don’t use those words today and they aren’t necessary or relevant to these stories. Please keep in mind, this is NOT a bible nor to be portrayed as a new translation or whatever.

Bibles Be Trippin’ is an extremely funny book with a present day interpretation of Bible tales retold in a way that we can all actually understand, enjoy and be entertained by. Hope that you love it!


Stop being cheap and get Bibles Be Trippin’ today!

Not only is it generally entertaining, it’s also this really cool blue that would easily accent any coffee table or office – perfect in work settings.

Great for bathroom sessions and an ideal conversation piece especially when you want to get someone riled up.

Yours in faith,