Remember life BEFORE Bibles Be Trippin’??? Phew, thank God for us.
We are very eager and excited to proudly introduce our new book: Bibles Be Trippin’. This is a hilarious, satirical retelling of some of the most popular Bible stories. This cleverly amusing take on historical tales is a collection of ten suggested happenings from the Holy Bible including Adam & Eve, Noah’s Ark, David & Goliath and more. This “translation” of stories is a Newer, Interesting Version that is modern, socially relevant and in layman’s terms, which explains the use of profanity.
Or at least it should. In our opinion, words like “hath”, “shall”, “taketh” and “doeth” are dumb. We don’t use those words today and they aren’t necessary or relevant to these stories. Please keep in mind, this is NOT a bible nor to be portrayed as a new translation or whatever.
Bibles Be Trippin’ is an extremely funny book with a present day interpretation of Bible tales retold in a way that we can all actually understand, enjoy and be entertained by. Hope that you love it!
Stop being cheap and get Bibles Be Trippin’ today!
Not only is it generally entertaining, it’s also this really cool blue that would easily accent any coffee table or office – perfect in work settings.
Great for bathroom sessions and an ideal conversation piece especially when you want to get someone riled up.
Yours in faith,
In the beginning, I did some stuff.
Later, I did other stuff…
On the Xth day, I co-wrote Bibles Be Trippin’ & I’m pretty sure God saw that it was good.
Top O’ The Morning!
I’m sure you’re wondering what this post has to do with the book. Well isn’t it obvious? It’s a look inside one of the author’s minds. Okay, that was a stretch. But really I could go anywhere with this – Authors Be Trippin’, Alcoholics Be Trippin’, whatever.
So anyway, I just got done letting my dogs out to go potty before heading to work. As I was walking through the garage door to bring them in, I noticed a case of Bud Light Lime by the steps that needed to be taken in and stocked in the refrigerator. The case is open because instead of taking it in the house like a responsible adult, when I need another one I just walk to the garage, lean down and grab one out. Ridiculous.
When I saw the bottles, a risky thought entered my mind. They were so tempting; the bottles were glistening off of the reflection from the garage light and I knew they were cold because not only did they look EXACTLY like the picture, but we are in the midst of a tundra here in Lansing, MI.
I thought to myself, “You could have a beer this morning before work…” WHAT?
And that is how I came up with the headline: Am I an Alcoholic?
I might be and that is not a good look. I resisted the temptation this morning but tomorrow is another day and another test.
Wish me luck.
Also, have a great day!
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