The Holy Bible is both the best selling fiction & nonfiction book of all time and that absurdity alone was reason enough to publish Bibles Be Trippin’ : Holy Sh*t (no offense).
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April 14, 2013 — BIBLES BE TRIPPIN
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Sunday Funday
March 17, 2013 — BIBLES BE TRIPPINFollow us on twitter @biblesbetrippin!
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Positive feedback chicka chicka yeaaa
March 12, 2013 — BIBLES BE TRIPPIN
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Sneak Peak!
March 12, 2013 — BIBLES BE TRIPPIN
CHAPTER V Birth of Christ excerpt… #biblesbetrippin
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PHOTO OF THE DAY
March 10, 2013 — BIBLES BE TRIPPIN
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Twitterverse :)
March 10, 2013 — BIBLES BE TRIPPINFollow me on twitter, @jocetifymythug.
You can follow Alayne too, @layneybrainey.
But especially follow the book because @biblesbetrippin.
JI
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Throwback Thursday
March 7, 2013 — BIBLES BE TRIPPINRemember life BEFORE Bibles Be Trippin’??? Phew, thank God for us.
JI
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BIBLES BE TRIPPIN’
March 5, 2013 — BIBLES BE TRIPPINWe are very eager and excited to proudly introduce our new book: Bibles Be Trippin’. This is a hilarious, satirical retelling of some of the most popular Bible stories. This cleverly amusing take on historical tales is a collection of ten suggested happenings from the Holy Bible including Adam & Eve, Noah’s Ark, David & Goliath and more. This “translation” of stories is a Newer, Interesting Version that is modern, socially relevant and in layman’s terms, which explains the use of profanity.
Or at least it should. In our opinion, words like “hath”, “shall”, “taketh” and “doeth” are dumb. We don’t use those words today and they aren’t necessary or relevant to these stories. Please keep in mind, this is NOT a bible nor to be portrayed as a new translation or whatever.
Bibles Be Trippin’ is an extremely funny book with a present day interpretation of Bible tales retold in a way that we can all actually understand, enjoy and be entertained by. Hope that you love it!
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YOU NEED THIS
March 5, 2013 — BIBLES BE TRIPPINStop being cheap and get Bibles Be Trippin’ today!
Not only is it generally entertaining, it’s also this really cool blue that would easily accent any coffee table or office – perfect in work settings.
Great for bathroom sessions and an ideal conversation piece especially when you want to get someone riled up.
Yours in faith,
JI
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My Heavens and Earth.. So far
March 5, 2013 — BIBLES BE TRIPPINIn the beginning, I did some stuff.
Later, I did other stuff…
On the Xth day, I co-wrote Bibles Be Trippin’ & I’m pretty sure God saw that it was good.
JI
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